I’m a total noob when it comes to cryptocurrencies.
I know what they are and how volatile they are, but that’s about it – I never invested in one.
And as a newbie, it can be very intimidating to take the leap and invest in one.
That’s why I want to learn more about cryptocurrencies in general. (They make for an investment opportunity worth considering.)
But also, I wanted to have fun finding headlines for a crypto trading bot (an app that automatically buys and sells cryptocurrencies depending on a set of instructions).
I just didn’t pick a bot in particular because I don’t know if they actually perform well… but they all do the same thing: automate your trades.
Let’s find headlines!
- Make Bitcoin work for you while you sleep
- Can you take Bitcoin positions and make money while you sleep
- “I couldn’t believe I made $537 in 49 minutes just by clicking a button!”
- Make 7% in compound interests every DAY (without thinking about it)
- Achieve the Vanguard S&P 500 yearly performance… in a day
- How to invest in crypto without the technical headaches
- Risk management is complicated. Let a bot run the numbers for you.
- Should you buy, or should you wait? Let THE BOT decide for you!
- Buy low and sell high – just don’t do it yourself
- With THE BOT, you can actually buy low and sell high
- Let a bot figure out when to go long and when to go short
- How to become a Bitcoin millionaire with no trading experience
- No trading experience and only 30 minutes a day? You can still invest in crypto!
- Here is how THE BOT helps the man on the street trade cryptocurrencies (and make money)
- Double your investment in 30 days without ever buying a crypto yourself
- Get the best personal crypto investment advisor: THE BOT
- Cryptocurrencies are volatile. Use it to your advantage with THE BOT.
- Cryptocurrencies can make you rich or broke. Make THE BOT decide the best moves.
- THE BOT knows when to buy, and when not.
- Should you sell or buy? THE BOT knows better.
- Don’t get distracted by confusing indicators – let THE BOT enter crypto positions for you
- Sell and buy at the best time without tracking cryptocurrencies all day long
- You can get Bitcoin-rich and have a life too!
- You can trade cryptocurrencies, earn money and have a life too
- Take the guessing out of investing in cryptocurrencies
- Take the human psychology out of crypto trading
- Crypto trading is hard and risky. Try THE BOT.
- THE BOT make you stick to your crypto trading strategy, no matter what
- “I don’t know how to trade cryptocurrencies. But I still made +12% with Bitcoin last night!”
- Why lose Bitcoin trades when a bot can win them for you?
- How to buy cryptocurrencies at the right price every time
- Enter your trading strategy, hit “go”, and wait for THE BOT to enter the best positions for you
- Set up a crypto trading strategy and let THE BOT follow it for you
- Enter the best crypto positions without hand picking them
- Technical analysis is overwhelming. Let THE BOT do it for you… and buy when it’s worth it.
- How to enter a winning position with Bitcoin without being a social misfit
- No time and no crypto experience? You can still trade Bitcoin like a pro
- THE BOT lets you trade cryptocurrencies even if you know nothing about them
- Take the risk out of crypto trading
- Buy and sell Bitcoins in 5 minutes without prior experience in cryptocurrencies
- Let THE BOT pick the crypto trading strategy depending on your risk profile
- Unlike you, THE BOT has no emotions. Trust him to know when to enter a position, and when to close it.
- THE BOT helps you picking up winning positions and close them on time.
- Enter winning positions and take a profit at the best price – every single time
- Stop guessing – THE BOT decides the best positions for your crypto trading
- Double your $1000 investment in a month by automatically buying cryptocurrencies with THE BOT
- Don’t lose all your money on your first crypto trade
- Manage your crypto trading risk like seasoned traders
- Don’t take a losing trade ever again
- 74% of new crypto traders lose all their money within 3 months. Be part of the 26%
- Only 4% of crypto traders make money after 12 months fo trading. Join the club today.
- Manage your portfolio like the 1% successful crypto traders
- Build a trading strategy and follow it to the letter for the first time in your life
- Stop waking up in the middle of night – THE BOT will close a position when you earned money
- Crypto trading bot for lazy traders
- How you can make money trading Bitcoin almost instantaneously
- How to trade Bitcoin when you feel completely left behind
- The best kept secret of crypto trading
- A simple way to trade Bitcoin that works for crypto newcomers
- Why I stopped trading cryptocurrencies myself (and maybe you should to)
- When I stopped trading cryptocurrencies myself, I began to earn money
- The best is the one THE BOT took for you
- THE BOT enters 3:1 trades 85% of the time
- Send money, set your limits and let THE BOT trade cryptocurrencies for you
- How to fast track your way to cryptocurrency trading
- Finally revealed! The secret to consistently take winning positions on Bitcoin
- Imagine trading cryptocurrencies without wiping your account on your first trade
- 85% of noob crypto traders wipe their account in less than 24 hours. Here is how to be part of the 15%
- Are you making this crucial mistake with crypto trading?
- The quickest and easiest way to get started trading cryptocurrencies
- What no professional trader tells you about trading cryptocurrencies
- Why you should trade cryptocurrencies yourself
- Why most beginners wipe their crypto trading account (and what to do instead)
- Forget everything you know about crypto volatility and risk
- How 10,473 crypto traders made 10% of profit or more in less than a week
- Don’t trade cryptocurrencies until you try THE BOT
- Don’t burn your hard earned money and invest your savings in cryptocurrencies the safe way
- The safest way to invest in Bitcoin
- The ultimate bot to trade cryptocurrencies and make money
- Trade cryptocurrencies automatically and start making money today
- This headline has nothing to do with cryptocurrencies or trading bots. If you read it, let me know in the comments!
- Instant cryptocurrencies profits
- “I doubled my crypto account in 4 days!!!”
- Become friend with the cryptocurrencies gods
- Make money today trading cryptocurrencies without prior experience
- Do you have what it takes to trade cryptocurrencies?
- You don’t have to study cryptocurrencies for 6 months before trading it
- You can trade cryptocurrencies and make money the first time. Here is how.
- When Bitcoin crashes, THE BOT closes your positions and rebalances your money on other cryptocurrencies
- If I can make money trading cryptocurrencies with THE BOT, you can too!
- Make a 10% profit on your crypto portfolio in a week, or you don’t pay THE BOT
- Don’t let winning crypto positions slip by unnoticed
- Don’t rely on your mindset to trade cryptocurrencies – let THE BOT take the hard decision
- See opportunities in crypto trading when others see chaos
- They are doubling their crypto account every month
- How have crypto account that makes money in a world of failed crypto traders
- How to keep earning money with crypto trading while still sleeping at night
- Make a full income trading cryptocurrencies automatically
- No formal Bitcoin trading training? No problem.
- Everything you need to know about making money trading cryptocurrencies
(THE BOT refers to an imaginary crypto trading bot – replace with your favorite one.)
UBER DISCLAIMER: all numbers and promises here are completely fake. Don’t trust bots and don’t invest in cryptocurrencies (or stocks) if you don’t know what the hell you’re doing!
Completed in 53:13 (in 2 sittings).
How It Felt
I think I dislike 90% of these headlines.
They’re not bad, but they’re certainly not great either.
Templates helped me get to the end of this one – I felt like I repeated myself a lot.
What I Learned
- topics and products that seem fun at first might not always be
- being tired certainly doesn’t help with creativity
- I need to learn more about trading to instill more “problems” in these headlines